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Spork drinks coffee from The Roost with the following:
Kilimanjaro
Lots of milk
Three spoonfuls
April Fools' Day
On April Fools' Day, Spork might ask the player for personal information. Spork's dream job is a poet. Their special talent is chugging milk. In terms of siblings, he is the youngest of twin brothers. Their birthday is on September 3rd.