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Wart Jr. drinks coffee from The Roost with the following:
Blue Mountain
Regular milk
Two spoonfuls
April Fools' Day[]
On April Fools' Day, Wart Jr. might ask the player for personal information. Wart Jr.'s dream job is a detective. His special talent is writing backwards. In terms of siblings, they are the second quadruplet. His birthday is on August 21st.
