Static

Static is a villager in the. He is a cranky squirrel.

Coffee preferences
Static drinks coffee from The Roost with the following:
 * Kilimanjaro
 * Regular milk
 * Two spoonfuls

April Fools' Day
On April Fools' Day, Static might ask the player for personal information. Static's dream job is a guitarist. Their special talent is backflipping. In terms of siblings, they are the eldest of 8. Their birthday is on July 9th.

Halloween
On Halloween, Static is scared by wolves.